Because you know anything’s better than walking alone. 
1. Who takes the night bus? 
2. And you take it anyway? 
3. Do you ever feel unsafe?
4. But aren’t people, like, stabbed in the back of the night bus? Yeah, and that’s why I sit in the front.
5. Wait, why do you sit in the front?
6. How do you catch the night bus?
7. What did your wussy friends look like that one time they took the night bus?
8. What do you look like when you take the night bus?
9. How does the homeless man next to you normally act?
10. How do you react when he whips out his genitals? 
11. How do you feel when you get on the night bus?
12. What goes through your head when you realize you’re going to have to take the night bus? 
13. Why do you subject yourself to this? For the experience!
Okay, fine. 
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