Long time no see! The thing is, I haven’t had much time to post because I’ve just been so busy hanging out with my celebrity friends. The life of the rich and famous isn’t as easy as it looks.
^^^Isn’t it so weird that so many people retweeted Ellen’s picture of me?
A lot has happened since you last heard from me…
I went viral-ish on BuzzFeed. They sent me a fun package at school. 
Kim and Kanye tied the knot. This might seem irrelevant, but I just feel like I’ve been a part of this from the start, you know? I mean, I do know all the words to Bound 2. 
I passed my thesis and my comp, which is a comprehensive exam seniors stress and cry about for months take on their majors at Sewanee. Yes, comps are The Worst.
I graduated. So I guess they’re giving degrees to anyone these days…
Oh, and I’ve taken a lovah. Yes, a very handsome lovah. My publicist doesn’t want me to name names, but I’ll give you a hint: it rhymes with Shmyan Shmosling.
Just kidding (because I really had ya with that one), Ryan and I are just friends. I got me a younger man.
I also accepted a year-long position in Nantes, France starting in September. I just feel like the French have really missed me.
And I’m spending the summer in New York for an internship at an advertising agency…which brings me to my next point. Coming soon: Lucy of New York. I moved in to my apartment yesterday and am so excited to be living in Manhattan! I definitely don’t think the media has given me unrealistic expectations about life in the city or anything…
Don’t worry, Sex and the City isn’t my only source of information about NYC. I watch Gossip Girl too.
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