The only thing more embarrassing than looking like a lobster after a day at the beach is having tan lines, which, with the modern technology of sunscreen and spray-tans, is completely avoidable!
I mean REALLY, Kim, get your shit together!
Then again, spray-tans can get streaky and, as it turns out, that urban legend that tanning beds are bad for you isn’t an urban legend after all…but fear not, for I present a solution: NUDE BEACHES.
Oui, with EVERYTHING.
Get it?! Prime example of Franglais.
Oui, they are EVERYWHERE.
Non, the French don’t actually eat them on the reg.
Scarves for Dummies: A Love Story
Read the tale of how one, lone, pink scarf from J. Crew’s 2012 Spring collection changed my
Oui, they’re totally a thing here.
Non, it’s not really a thing here.
Sure, aux États-Unis we like to leisurely sip on our café, but not en France! We Parisian girls have things to see and people to do…wait…
Hence, I give you ESPRESSO. All the jitters of American coffee, with none of the giant mug! You can add crème and/or sucre to your espresso, but know that you are being judged by a café full of Paris natives not only for your Nikes but also for taking your coffee like an 11-year-old girl.