Château du Clos Lucé

Somehow I mixed up my Leonardos, and wound up at da Vinci‘s château instead of DiCaprio‘s. Quel dommage. But as it turns out, Leonardo da Vinci was kind of a badass and invented, like, 6000 things, including the helicopter and the latex condom.

Okay, maybe not the latter, but he is a lot cooler than his one painting…you know, of that manly woman in serious need of a little mascara, not to mention some EYEBROWS? In the words of Sarah Hammond, “Mona Lisa, you attention whore!”

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