Category Archives: Salopes Aiment Ceci

Even French Bitches Love This

When I start to tell a story about France…

My friends are like…tumblr_m0e0iim35A1qk6yk3o2_500

When people ask if I still miss Paris…

I’m just like…tumblr_lum9r3GKlS1qhlj22o1_500

The dreaded question…

During the holidays, when family members ask why a “pretty girl like you doesn’t have a boyfriend,” you’re just like…tumblr_mdul96hef01r6znxco1_500

PAD: Post-Abroad Depression

I know what you’re thinking… Aren’t you, like, home or something? Yes, fine, Lucy is not in Paris…but the blog lives on.

Let me use the Kübler-Ross model to explain the stages of grief that I’ve been experiencing since my return…

1. Denial: This is NOT my permanent residence! I am NOT changing the name of my blog!DownloadedFile Continue reading

When you come home late…

And your host mom asks if you were with a boy, you’re like…tumblr_llsbkgW85d1qfn7t8

And then you look at your host sister like…NQ8ta

When your friend goes to the bathroom at a restaurant…

And you’re alone at the table like, okay…2Zy64

Taking the metro out…

When you see the metro doors closing, you’re like…tumblr_mbx59yEbnp1r79k32 Continue reading